The case of the 'SOMETIMES NEED A HUSBAND/MAN" --FAMILY ... THE ANTIMALES!! :)

              I know of the case of a family so passionate about 1960's type Roe vs. Wade stances that they've got themselves a little problem.  The truth of the matter is that women in the past centuries were treated like crap, got stuck with the children while the men played around sexually with just anyone.  Generation after generation this created a resentment in the female population until the last generation produced that barn house of 10+ children I've spoken about in previous blogs.  Well, the oldest females took the very understandable stance, like their spinster Aunt (their selected female 'matriarch') not to be baby creating factories like their female ancestors were.  Fine and good, so far.
          However, here in lay the problem!  The males of the family being of the same stock as their fathers went into overdrive, screwing everything in sight!  In fact, I was there to see the battle of the sexes that broke up their family sending female relatives flying in all directions with male relatives 'inheriting' the home they lived in with the aunt, but doing absolutely nothing to pay for it, doing nothing but getting drunk, going to jail, and raising male and female babies to do the same thing. 
                Times and crimes past by and the arguing subsided, but the tension between the genders has never let up, and the house itself without the previous generations patriarchs became a drinking spot for the whole neighborhood.  The aunt holds her side of the spinster bargain inheriting the 'boss' status from her mother, but being a spinster from the spinster generation she was the first one to declare that no male hands were necessary in her life.  Thus, feel this picture: what exactly is this sh*t!?  Add to that, as already mentioned "CRIMINALS, THE NEXT GENERATION!" and their sometimes parents frequenting the house!  Let's add 'race' to the mix as is played in Louisiana and realize that because of their complexion (red/medium light skinned) they could chew the fat with the White/European neighbors without letting on that they were in fact criminals.  Oh, but a dime was dropped on every 'black nigger' that the whites would buy as suspects in crimes.  And, in fact, that's what is going on all over the country, but especially in POST KATRINA NEW ORLEANS!  Racists just looking for any excuse to COLORIZE CRIME BLACK while at the same time passing by the light skinned and white criminal riff raff.
                    So, now enters "Jack", a normal red blooded American Heterosexual male.  Poor Jack doesn't realize how hurt the situation is and goes around flagrantly flexing muscles, making heterosexual innuendoes, and being a general pain .... although no one says it for years, the ones left in the situation.  Unbeknownst to the female relatives who've fled the situation Jack is quite the artist and CAN SEE THROUGH CLOTHES!! HE HAS A VERY HEALTHY SEXUAL IMAGINATION, HAS ENGAGED WITH FEMALES SENSUALLY AS NORMAL MALES DO, AND EVEN DREW HIS OWN NUDEY MAGAZINE IN DETAIL FOR ALL TO SEE!  SO, EVERYONE WHO REALLY KNOWS JACK KNOWS ABOUT HIS NUDE FIXATION AS A YOUNGER MAN ANYWAY!  ALL KNOW ABOUT THIS EXCEPT FOR THE FEMALE RELATIVES WHO MOVED AWAY!!!
                Now, let's update to the modern OJ times, the Rodney King times, a time of neo Jim Crow trying to assert itself in a world that is 50 shades of Grew (for brighter skinned people) and all things Will and Grace and Ellen and Oprah, etc. but, women who scream rape at the sighting of a dark skinned man they may in fact actually be attracted to.  Jack has ignored racism his whole life, especially sexually dating women of many skin colors, religions, and backgrounds.  Then, there were those 2 years that Jack got a lap dance every other day of the week on Bourbon Street before he realized how stupid that was, for several reasons.  He then wised up, and started to make car note payments instead of paying stippers (of which he could tell you the stage names of every one of them on Bourbon Street, even having a fake name of his own) , and even moved into his own apartment paying rent for  a while instead of paying stippers.  He thought himself quite the man. But, he knew he  had a problem.  Why wasn't he able to keep an actual girlfriend ... a real woman?
                To make a long story short, Jack allowed Jesus to run his life ... finally.  He gave up Bourbon Street, the strippers, even cybering online and, of course, the porn.  Which is why it strikes him every time a woman of a certain type considers him to be sexually wrong.  He has approached me about the problem, the barn house female situation, and one oldest sister in particular who ran away from taking care of that nest of crime only to cry 'rape' in a way every time she encounters him.  Jack is pushing 50, has been a professional athlete, is an expert marksman (256 on the gun range), has been a security guard, but has never had a serious relationship with a woman.  But, the one thing I remind him of is the fact that he is not responsible for the barn yard household.  They drew their lots, had their fight, and if that older sister of that family who ran away has a problem then SHE SHOULD BE REPORTED!!!  There are those in that house who work at the grocery, but EAT THE AUNT OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME, REFUSE TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE, AND LAY AROUND ALL DAY STILL DRINKING ALL DAY!!!  IF IT WEREN'T FOR JACK GOING TO GET GROCERIES THEN THE AUNT WOULD BE SICK AND STARVE!!!  BIG SISTER REFUSES TO SEE THAT FACT, MAKING COMMENTARIES ONLINE ABOUT CLOSING MCDONALD'S DOWN, ATTACKING BIG OIL AND EVEN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH DAILY!!!  SHE HAS A BIG PROBLEM, AND TOO MUCH ON HER PLATE!!! 

               I've advised him to place it all in the care of

St. Jude. Pray with me! 

Novena To St. Jude
Most holy Apostle, St. Jude, faithful servant and friend of Jesus,  the Church honors and invokes you universally, as the patron of difficult  cases, of things almost despaired of, Pray for me, I am so helpless and alone.
Intercede with God for me that He bring visible and speedy help where help is  almost despaired of. Come to my assistance in this great need that I may receive  the consolation and help of heaven in all my necessities, tribulations, and  sufferings, particularly -
(make your request here)
- and that I may praise  God with you and all the saints forever. I promise, O Blessed St. Jude, to be  ever mindful of this great favor granted me by God and to always honor you as  my special and powerful patron, and to gratefully encourage devotion to you.
Amen. Anon.